Thanks for seeking advise. My dog will try the best but cannot guarantee to answer your question. Chances are higher if your quest for knowledge is interesting – for my dog.
Ask My Dog
My dog knows. He's not considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinion
(that's what on oracle is), because he is a source of wise counsel, prophetic opinion – and cuddling.
The dog who knows
What makes him wise
Do you have a dog that urges you to go to bed not too late? Who can make his bed (which is mine, but don't tell my dog)? Who knows what to do with books (get them off the shelf to reach for his bouncy ball)?
And goddamn, he's a freaking dog who can answer questions!
Why you should consult him
Because my dog obviously knows whereas you don't? Nah.
It's fun – expect witty answers, deep investigations, useful meanings! Only for the price of your soul. Or a small favour. Whatever is more likely.
What you can ask
You can ask my dog for whatever you'd like to know, whether it's advise for your life or a certain situation, or something you always wanted to know. Just ask.
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